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Drew - Via Twitter
@GarrettGriess I know, right? FINALLY! NERF! BASKETBALL! 4 MORE YEARS! OF NERF BASKETBALL! #Election2012 #nerfbasketball #rulesmyass
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Drew - Via Twitter
My fingers r tired, not from tweeting about the election but from flipping off this cat that keeps walking across my yard #Election2012
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Drew - Via Twitter
Expert Tip: Now is a great time to take that "McCain * Palin" bumper sticker of ur pickup truck. #Election2012
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Drew - Via Twitter
Any1 know if Paul Ryan put his Bowflex on Craigslist yet? I assume he has no reason to b worlds strongest 12 year old anymore #Election2012
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Drew - Via Twitter
Right now everyone in Wyoming & Texas is stockpiling ammo & cleaning guns,not because of the election,just because its Tuesday #Election2012
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Drew - Via Twitter
Expert Tip: If ur upset at the Presidents tax on tanning, just get as fat as possible, more tanning tax value per square inch #Election2012
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Drew - Via Twitter
I just ordered chinese and my fortune cookie says "Obama wins 2012 election in landslide" I wonder what it means...so cryptic #Election2012
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Drew - Via Twitter
Somewhere in Utah a pair of magic Mormon underwear float in the breeze with the words "Romney 2016" scribbled in clean coal #Election2012
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Drew - Via Twitter
CNN "Will the red or blue column be higher at the end of the night?" I think its safe to say @DinosThirdTwitt will be highest #Elections2012
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Drew - Via Twitter
Angus King wins Maine senate seat as McDonalds and Burger King simultaneously plan 2 launch the Angus King burger in Bangor #Elections2012
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Drew - Via Twitter
I still have FAITH in the American people. Damn autocorrect, I meant Herpes. I still have HERPES in the American people. #Elections2012
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Drew - Via Twitter
No matter who wins tonight, we can all still agree that anyone who paid money to see Hotel Transylvania is a moron. #ElectionDay2012
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Drew - Via Twitter
Somewhere in Denver Peyton Manning realizes that $5K he donated to Romney would have been better used for a 22nd Papa Johns #ElectionDay2012
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Drew - Via Twitter
If Obama wins I am definitely going to see if he can help me hook up my new Nerf basketball hoop on my door. #ElectionDay2012 #priorities
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Drew - Via Twitter
Every time I hear "Exit Pole" I assume its what u get on ladies night at Dipsticks if u tip the bathroom attendant $20. #ElectionDay2012
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Drew - Via Twitter
While America waits for election results tonight I will quietly contemplate how I could have possibly lost 6 games of Hi Ho Cherry O today.
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Drew - Via Twitter
CNN will light Empire State Bldng red if Romney wins, I assume cause the streets will b filling with blood as Satan finally declares victory
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Drew - Via Twitter
Still deciding if Im going 2 watch election coverage or the Turkey Fried Easy infomercial tonight. Who am I kidding, I fucking love turkey.
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Drew - Via Twitter
@HeatherDawn9810 Expert Tip: Its much easier to just say you went to the gym than to actually go to the gym. #lifelessons
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Drew - Via Twitter
The best 3 minute video EVER MADE! "@fart: please enjoy the most horrifying youtube of all time: https://t.co/AE9CbdWk"
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